There’s honestly no other way to put it. He’s a liar and I am absolutely amazed that he’s been allowed to get away with it for so long.

If you were to meet him, which is something I would not even wish upon my greatest enemy, you would most certainly find him to be quite charming. All liars are, of course, charming. They have to be. It’s the only way they can survive, after all. But Percy Maelock elevates that to a whole new level. When first you meet, he’ll seem practically untouchable, almost like he could walk between the raindrops in the middle of a storm.

His power over words is so captivating that he can turn them into weapons and us into his victims. No matter how crazy the lie he tells may sound, you’ll want to believe him. And that’s what makes him so dangerous.

Once you really get to know him, which I pray you never do, you’ll see him for what he really is. I’ve known him longer than anyone else and I’ve heard every lie he has to tell, from the boring to the ridiculous to the outright delusional. That’s why I created this digital oasis. A place where those of us who have been cursed with Percy’s endless bullshit can come together and exchange stories of our shared madman before they have a chance to shallow us whole.

The gravest of warnings I can offer is to ignore every word Percy Maelock says. Run away screaming if you have to. Because once you start listening, there’s no going back. But if it’s already too late for you…if you’ve come here looking for an escape from his insanity or to find someone who might understand your pain, look no further. We all know that Percy Maelock is a liar and that there’s no getting rid of him.