THE ALMOST-OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF PERCY MAELOCK
Through many hours of painstaking research and tireless dedication, we have done our best to compile our extensive anthology of stories into the closest thing possible to chronological order. From his not-so-simple childhood to his impossible college year to the infinite adventures he pretends make up his adult life, let this serve as the nearly-official timeline of the many lies and fantasies to spill from Percy Maelock’s unhinged imagination.
AND SO THE STORY CONTINUES…
THE NOT-SO-SIMPLE CHILDHOOD OF PERCY MAELOCK
Percy Maelock and the Dreaming Space
Percy Maelock and the Roanoke Drop
Percy Maelock and the Monster of Peregrine Lake
Percy Maelock and the Heir of Merlin
Percy Maelock and the Luck of Mrs. O’Donahue
Percy Maelock and the Dog Park Witches
Percy Maelock and the Battle on Giant’s Hill
Percy Maelock and the Negative Year
Percy Maelock and the Madness of Darling Green
THE IMPOSSIBLE COLLEGE YEARS OF PERCY MAELOCK
Percy Maelock and the Promethean Scholarship
Percy Maelock and the Existential Exam
Percy Maelock and the Subtle Art of Making Enemies
Percy Maelock and the Economics of Violence
Percy Maelock and the Unexpected Valentine
Percy Maelock and the Flying Ostrich
Percy Maelock and a Death on the Bayou
Percy Maelock and the Empty Box
Percy Maelock and a Hex of the Witch’s Tree
Percy Maelock and the Cyborg Detective
Percy Maelock and the Burning Man
Percy Maelock and the Vampire in Yellow
Percy Maelock and One Last Night with Destiny
THE INFINITE ADVENTURES OF PERCY MAELOCK
Percy Maelock and the Abominable Swimsuit Model
Percy Maelock and the Devil’s Vinyl
Percy Maelock and Mad Science Below the Glaciers
Percy Maelock and a Mad Atlantean’s Christmas
Percy Maelock and New Year’s with the Never People
Percy Maelock and the 248th Grand Hunt of the Manticore
Percy Maelock and a Crossing on Painted Waters
Percy Maelock and the Jellyfish in an Orange Grove
Percy Maelock and the Wayward Tourist
Percy Maelock and Lauretta of Arabia
Percy Maelock and the Glowing Sea
Percy Maelock and the Rescue from Paradise
Percy Maelock and a Vigilante in Name Only
Percy Maelock and Graffiti on a Wedding Dress
Percy Maelock and a Rich and Compelling Narrative
Percy Maelock and the Pharaoh of Invisible Pyramids
Percy Maelock and the Boogeyman Firm
Percy Maelock and the Children of the Infinite
Percy Maelock and the Mountain Man
Percy Maelock and the Valley That Does Not Exist
Percy Maelock and the Future Imperfect